these girls didn’t get the memo. wi†ch house is sOoOo 2009. i was doing it in, like, ‘07 anyway.

GUY ONE: DUUUUUDE IS THAT FILM? WHAT DID YOU USE?

GUY TWO: I USED A HIPSTAMATIC CAMERA

GUY ONE: COOL, IT’S SO ANALOGUE WAS IT HARD TO WORK?

GUY TWO: I AM AN INDIE KINDA GUY; IT COMES NATURALLY. I WILL UPLOAD THESE TO FLICKR SO MORE INDIE PEOPLE CAN SEE AND PRAISE MY PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS.

i coded this myself

who is this? they are smoking and that is good

I HAVENT EVEN READ GHOSTWORLD OR ANYTHING ELSE BY DANIEL CLOWES I JUST LIKE THE FILM

WEN I GROW UP AM GOING TO WORK IN A RECORD STORE

ticks all the boxes

more diy tattoos, see they’re so hip and fashion forward

girls: skirts are a good idea too they show off your indie legs

also, now polaroid isn’t going to be ultra indie becoz lady gaga (OH YOU LIKE HER NOW? WHAT? MAKE UP YOUR MIND?) is going to be the C.E.O or somethin, you need to move on to the next logical indie photography step:

guys if you follow the tips i just posted, you will no doubt bag yourself an indie girl and then you can draw indie diy tattoos on each other 

cake and flowers and baggy jumpers and animal necklaces is all an indie girl needs in life

and maybe tea. if you make them a cup of tea they’ll love you forever.